1 room
1 head cold
1 forgotten soccer banquet (also 1 mother-of-the-year award)
2 old, gummy, dirty cough drops scavenged from the bottom of my teacher bags
27 parent-teacher conferences
80 tissues – give or take
This brings me to the perennial question of parent-teacher conference week: Am I too sick to drink?
from midnight oil 
I think not.
Never